Thirty-Something. Lesbian. Snarky. Oxymoron. Consummate drinker of beer and brunch goer. Living & playing in Dallas. 
Favorite movie.
“Boyfriend / Whisper Song Mash-Up” - Justin Bieber feat. Ying Yang Twins.
Did I spend an hour cobbling together this poor excuse for a mash-up last night? Yes. Did I also create the anthem for my entire weekend? Hell. Yes.
THIS. ALL OF THIS.
(via theoriginalsettler)
Girls, girls, get that cash
If it’s 9 to 5 or shakin’ your assMissy Elliot, Work It
For whatever reason, I fucking love this!
(via lexicalization)
Please watch this. It is unbearably heartbreaking and one of my worst fears as a gay woman with Mormon parents that are not supportive of my being gay.
Equal Rights. Equal Love.
Why yes, that is the OPI Shrek nail color. Clearly, I’m a goober! (Taken with instagram)
I know this pic isn’t good; however, I thought you should be aware that project “Eat all the In-N-Out things” has now successfully concluded. Furthermore, I am fed, I am happy & no longer want to stab everyone in sight. The End.
I just can’t
With all the hugged up lesbians at this Ingrid Michaelson concert. They’re swaying back and forth in quite the romantical fashion. Don’t they know it’s nauseating?
It’s bad…
that I’m having to chug this nasty Miller Lite, yes? Ughhh. Please remind me to NEVER order one, ever ever again! Thanks.
